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Anonymous asked: i think you have an obsession with teletubbies………. and porn. lots and lots of porn.
shut up keri you did this DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GAY PORN I HAVE ON MY DASH RIGHT NOW.
I think I may have just been scarred for life.
I apologise profusely - just think how scarred I am right now. It’s terrifinyg, I never know when tellytubby porn is about to show up on my dashboard D:Dat lesbian porn on the other hand ;)
Hahaha no worries on that account!!!
you’re most very welcome **locks computer**
i’ve never been gladder that i’m currently browsing tumblr imageless than right now
"money cant buy happiness" i think you’re using money wrong
spell your name with fictional characters
Anne Shirley/Blythe (Anne of Green Gables series)
Tara Thornton (True Blood)
Hermione Granger (HP)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes series)
Anjali Sharma (Kuch Kuch Hota Hai)
Laura Roslin (Battlestar Galactica)
Annie Braganza (Khamoshi, The Musical)
so we thought the people at marvel had just drawn zayn as a random comic-book character
but actually they’ve done more than that
“The guy from that boyband One Direction’s name is Zayn Malik. If you look him up on google you can find a bunch of images of him. I was picturing Robbie as a beefier version of him. Physically strong, with a quiet, troubled expression, […] kind of boyish. Just my initial idea. Opinions and suggestions greatly welcome, as always. I’ll send you the arc breakdowns in my next e-mail.”
so they didn’t just draw zayn, they used him as a reference to CREATE an ACTUAL comic-book character with a name, a personality and an arc
and he’s the protagonist of AN ACTUAL COMIC SERIES
just think of how HAPPY this must have made zayn
zayn is such a snake. hanging out with 3.5’s so that they can amplify his level 5000 beauty. astaghfirullah. that just ain’t right to those 3.5’s. he’s playin them like they’re his equals.
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay